30 9 / 2013
notallthosewhowanderarelost--yet asked: Will goes to the dentist and is told that his teeth are perfect and he need never come in again. Some dentists are people.
29 9 / 2013
It turns out that Elise Nichols had been spending the weekend with friends at a lake house, and she dropped her phone into the lake. When Will Graham and Jack Crawford arrive at the lake house, they find Elise Nichols and seven other young women swimming and sunbathing. Elise is startled and touched by her parents’ intense concern for her well being. She offers Will Graham and Jack Crawford a glass of lemonade before they go. They gratefully accept. “I guess we didn’t need you on this one, after all.” Jack says. Will shakes his head with a faint smile. The lemonade is delicious. It is not people.
28 9 / 2013
Anonymous asked: Dear Mr. Graham: We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31. PSYCHIATRISTS ARE REMINDED THAT NO STUDENTS OF ANY YEAR ARE ALLOWED TO EAT PEOPLE
28 9 / 2013
Will Graham takes a long shower. The water stays warm the entire time. His thoughts are occupied with his plans for the day, which include taking his dogs for a walk and going grocery shopping. The phone does not ring, and no one interrupts him. He gets dressed and starts his morning clean, warm, and comfortable.
24 9 / 2013
- 1: *snatches characters away from author*
- 2: I-
- 1: *wraps them up in warm blankets*
- 2: what-
- 1: *places them out of authors reach*
- 2: But-
- 1: you can have these back when you learn to play nicely
16 9 / 2013
Anonymous asked: Will thinks he is celebrating his birthday alone until a happy AU Abigail shows up with her husband, her little daughter, and a great big birthday cake that does not contain people. Will empathes nothing but happiness for hours. The scar has not pained Abigail in ten years. All is well.